im makin a new account but im only giving it to two (2) people lmao :’v


saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT


balletandbeautifulthings:

every friendship ever

(Source: nnewgirl)


carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their “tip” today. she came into the break room and began to sob, because servers get paid so little and they are completely dependent upon the tips that they make a living. servers make, usually, 2.35 an hour plus tips. leaving this for someone is cruel and unfair. leaving this for someone doesn’t make them a better person, it makes them unable to pay for their rent. DO NOT TIP YOUR SERVERS WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL. 

(Source: khaleeesi-daenerys)


cornytrolls replied to your post “itd be a pretty average troll actually if i just base them off luigi …”

BREATHES HEAVILY… i heard REPO TROLLS

HELL YEA h ive recently become completely obsessed with repo lmao i love it so m uch and i think any of the characters could be p hella if adapted as a fantroll :v


REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A FURSONA

maxbound:

pyreticmiscreant:

speedo-trolls:

bumbling-giraffe-trolls:

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I wanna see how many we have in the fantroll community

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sup

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bahhh

(Source: crowtrolls)


nappynomad:

locsgirl:

happily-hatemarried:

eveydayimroflin:

thericepickr:

RU

                  FI

                                    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Can’t not reblog Rufio.

I think it is an unwritten rule that Rufio must be reblogged

lol I used to have a crush on him.

I did, too! I went throw a phase of renting any movie with Dante Basco in it.

(Source: ricepickrsanlee)


windona:

coelasquid:

Kind of disappointed Hiccup’s mother isn’t a huge stocky buxom Amazonian barbarian after that “It was half of your mother’s breastplate” line in the first movie.

And by “kind of” I mean “entirely”

I guess Hiccup had to get his leaness from somewhere?


sakibatch:

onlylolgifs:

 Puppy Reacts to Girl’s Crying

AH NO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IM CRYING LIKE THAT DOG IS JUST LIKE “HUMAN HUMAN ITS OK CHEER UP BE HAPPY LOOK IM RIGHT HERE ILL COMFORT YOU LETS PLAY ITLL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER I LOVE YOU” LIKE IM REALLY EMOTIONAL

sakibatch:

onlylolgifs:

 Puppy Reacts to Girl’s Crying

AH NO THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IM CRYING LIKE THAT DOG IS JUST LIKE “HUMAN HUMAN ITS OK CHEER UP BE HAPPY LOOK IM RIGHT HERE ILL COMFORT YOU LETS PLAY ITLL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER I LOVE YOU” LIKE IM REALLY EMOTIONAL


itskatybearbitches:

Harley Doll
Photo by Waylen Photography

itskatybearbitches:

Harley Doll

Photo by Waylen Photography